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So what's in a name anyway?

Published on January 5, 2010
Ian Birkby

What better way to mark the start of a new decade than the official opening of the world's tallest building in Dubai. Originally slated to be the Burj Dubai, but changed at the last minute to be the "Burj Khalifa".

Burj KhalifaApparently the builders were struggling to get their hands on the last few door handles and light fittings as their credit rating at 'Builders R Us' had gone a bit "Madoff", but luckily a neighbouring Sheik rode out of the desert with a spare $25 Billion to finish the job.

Understandably, for $25 Bill, he wanted his name over the front door and didn't really care that all the road signs said Burj Dubai - obviously not his problem.

With 330,000 cubic metres of concrete, 39,000 metric tonnes of reinforced steel, 103,000 square metres of glass and 15,500 square metres of embossed stainless steel and standing twice the height of the Empire State building, it's a pretty big material achievement.

It is also brimming with the latest building tech and you may logically anticipate that it also has the latest in anti-dirt nanotech coatings to keep those 103,000 square metre of glass clean - er, well, actually no.

Cleaning the windows on the "Big BK" involves a small army of window cleaners (nutters) swinging off the top on ropes.

Perhaps in the early weeks on the job the thrill of leaning over to your fellow fenestration engineer and uttering, "you can see our house from here", is classed as a perk of the job, but I reckon the stress of dropping your bucket would outweigh the karma of the view very quickly.

Nevertheless, still a magnificent achievement and as any Materials Engineer will tell you, it's only possible thanks to the compressive strength of the concrete blocks at the bottom supporting a mass of over 500,000 tonnes.

Is it the pinnacle of human achievement so early in the "Teeny" decade? Or, is there a superior candidate from the arts, specifically the movie genre and James Cameron's "Avatar"?

This film is simply remarkable for three reasons,

  1. It was over 2 hours long and I didn't nod off, spill the Maltesers or even have a tiny neck snap - it must be good!
  2. It is an incredible spectacle of 3d computer graphics and amazingly realistic.
  3. They came up with the daftest name ever for a "rare mineral" - Unobtainium!

MozaniumAt least when the brains trust at Team AZoM came up with "Mozanium" as an April fools gag we fooled most of the planet for short while, but "Unobtainium" - really, come on guys you're meant to be the creative bunch.

Anyhow, the 3rd candidate for the human 'techy' achievement of the "Teenies" award goes to what is probably more of a pending achievement. Hot off the press from the Consumer Electronics show, Microsoft have disclosed their forthcoming launch of "NATAL" - an interface technology that lets you interact with the machine via gestures, movement and speech.

Just consider the possibilities of such a device combined with "Avatar-like" processing and materials modelling software and you have the potential to walk through 3d reconstructions of material structures, to perhaps finally understand what a spiral dislocation really looks like!

Equally, imagine the potential of such visualisation techniques in Transport Engineering. One can envisage how it could be used to confront the mind boggling challenge of what happens when a train covered in the wrong type of "fluffy" snow enters a warm tunnel.

Although it has been assumed for many years that condensation wouldn't occur and was never considered as a design issue, following recent events we now know it leads to the spontaneous formation of UraStar Unobtrainium!